7.18.2009

are you a pervert?

Just recently, I made some cleaning in my e-mail box, which by the way I’m doing once in a while to get rid of spam mails. Oh well, I guess I’m not the only one doing it. Almost everybody, if not all, receive this useless crap in their mailbox.

I got also time to scan my mailbox and open some unread mails some even dated a year ago. I usually check my mailbox often but I don’t usually read forwarded mails. No wonder, I have plenty of unread mails accumulated at my inbox.

In one of those unread e-mails, it has this picture:


What do you see in the picture?

Hmmn… let me guess! You saw a couple in an intimate pose, right?

Interestingly, research had shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple. They do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario, instead they are seeing something.

What they are seeing are the nine dolphins in the picture. Did you also see dolphins in the picture? Or just after you have read this.

If it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind maybe corrupted and you may need help, you pervert. You have in your memory this intimate scenario (laugh). Don’t think that bad, we’ll maybe you were just influenced by media around you - from magazines, books, movies and television shows.

Also, it simply proved that you are not an innocent child anymore. Everybody will reach this point anyway, so don’t worry with this. It’s just a mere dolphin illusion. I know that you know yourself better than anyone else. You are not pervert of course.

7.09.2009

welcome to the club



































I've been very forgetful lately. I must admit, my sharp memory is deteriorating. This must be a sign that I'm not getting any younger (*sigh).

I guess I don't need to worry that much. I am not the only one. When I sent my cousin a text message looking for my keys, he replied, "Welcome to the club!" Hah.

If I've been very forgetful now, what more in the next years to come? Forgive me if the next time we'll meet I could not remember your name. Help! I need some memory enhancers.
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